Mirage map Circa 2019
A Rank 28 crawls to the edge of the half-built building. The BFG it bought by swiping its mom's credit card, obstructing its vision. It peeked gleefully over the edge, unaware that such a move would silhouette it to anyone with a keen eye. Uncaring it placed the crosshairs on an enemy player. Bang. It scored a direct hit. It, elated with joy, advanced again to the edge, fired, missed, fired, hit.
If it was checking TAB it would have seen a high rank join the server.
It did not.
Alas, it forgot the important rule of sniping, never fire from the same position repeatedly. Once again it tested its luck, crawling forward, when suddenly, "SPOTTED BY ENEMY" flashed in the corner of the screen. It frantically traversed trying to locate this new threat but to no avail. A .950 JDJ bullet hit it in the chest, dismembering it. Its limbs scattered to the four winds, its head orbited Pluto, and its torso simply disappeared. A deafening roar filled the map, breaking windows within 20 studs of the shooter and stopping everyone cold.
The high rank sat calmly through the 15 rpm load time. It smiled as BFG noobs left the server.
There was a new King in town.
Stylis give us a .950 JDJ
Please